AISubs v3.7
This time, we would like to deliver February's comment exchange.
Oh, it's late.
"Even if you lick things, you can't lick people." - Ishii Okada.
Yes, that's important every time.
Toda Rei-chan's waking up prank, please come to life!
On my 25th anniversary, I released a DVD with director Ijiri with Soejima Misaki-chan, Toda Rei- chan and Nakamura Ai-chan.
Soejima Misaki-chan told me that I was doing a waking up prank with Toda Rei-chan.
I didn't expect you to say that.
Are you doing it?
Actually, I'm already doing it.
It's not a realization, it's a reproduction now.
Toda Rei-chan, do you want to go home?
No, let's go, Ijiri-san!
No way!
I'll tell the manager.
You can't go home!
I want to do a waking up prank with Rei-chan.
When you clear various things like vaccine problems...
Let's go!
Rei-chan, you can do it in a little while.
I'll set up a waking up prank.
Please wait for me, Ijiri-san, when you can do it.
- Okay, let's go to the next one. - Yes, next one.
Satisfaction curry...
Hey!
It's here, it's here, it's here!
Satisfaction curry is in the lineup, right?
It's in the shop.
I told the manager that I didn't tell you to eat curry at a curry house.
I said, "I don't eat curry that much," and when I saw it...
I see!
That's what Kussu did!
That's what he did, Ijiri-san!
It brings back memories!
That's right!
Certainly, I want Kussu to find and return this trip.
That's why...
I'm bringing back that gyara from back then...
Gyara?
Is it double gyara?
Well...
There wasn't anything, right?
There wasn't anything!
You say it!
Satisfaction curry is in the lineup, right?
- Yes. - Oh!
Ijiri-dekako, yes!
- Oh, it's here! - Oh!
Ijiri-dekako and brief-deka...
Brief-deka...
I couldn't say it!
I'm brief-deka!
Good or bad?
I'm suke-suke-deka!
I hope you can catch and detain these mysterious people.
If you like, please contact me.
Oh!
A companion!
Maybe you're a professional, Ijiri-san!
You don't know, do you?
Maybe you're a professional on that path.
You know...
Yes?
Back in the day...
Yes?
You know...
A long time ago...
You know, in a bar in Kikubukuro...
There were two girls...
Yes?
Um...
Eating.
You mean Ijiri?
Yes.
Right?
A long time ago...
Yes.
And then...
Um...
People noticed Ijiri and started calling her "Ijiri, Ijiri".
And they were scared of her.
They were scared.
They looked scared.
They didn't know.
And I...
I couldn't say anything...
Ijiri, Ijiri...
But I ignored it.
Yes, I know.
And I said "Ijiri, Ijiri".
Right?
And I was like "Ijiri, where are you?"
Yes.
And a man next to me...
Stood up.
Yes.
And he said...
Ijiri, I'm enjoying my meal right now.
Yes.
Um... Just be quiet.
What?
He said.
Was he a gentleman?
Yes.
Wow.
And I said...
Thank you.
He was such a young man.
I said "Thank you."
And...
If you need anything...
If you need anything, please let me know.
I got his name.
Right?
Yes.
He was a police officer.
No way!
Was he real?
He was real.
Wow.
Ijiri was...
No, he was just bluffing.
Oh, bluffing. Ijiri was like that.
In the past, there were times when police officers really helped us.
Wow.
He was such a righteous man.
I don't think you've seen it, but...
No, maybe...
Thank you very much.
No, maybe...
Maybe it's this man.
No.
Please avoid it.
Please cheat.
No?
Okay, Ijiri, you go first.
Before men's idols...
First...
Let's call ex-president of Noda, who was rich and stupid at the time.
Mr. Noda...
You say a lot of things you can't broadcast, don't you?
But you have to cut it out on YouTube, right?
Because it's not a live broadcast.
You only use 30 seconds?
No, that's right!
But I think you've been talking for two hours.
30 seconds in those two hours...
Does it take a day?
President Noda...
I can't stop talking.
Yes.
Let's move on.
I hope you don't rush in.
I think so.
I always think so.
But idols may not watch it.
Because...
95% of male viewers watch it.
What should we do?
95% today?
94... 1...
It's down.
It's down a little.
Does that mean there are more women?
Women...
Maybe they'll watch Kawako P's episode.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
I hope you're prepared for idols.
This is my ideal.
Even if...
For example, when an idol group comes to a program like this...
Coming through the agency means...
After all, people from the agency also come.
You can't ask.
That's right.
There's a filter on it.
It's called the agency.
What?
Yes.
I think you're missing it.
I can't miss it.
You can't miss it?
So...
It's really...
A girl with courage...
Shared it...
That's right.
The number of people who heard it...
You can listen to it...
That's right.
And send it here.
Idols, if you're in trouble...
I want you to say "Ijiri Channel" here.
But...
If you really come...
If you come...
I'd like to become a citizen and get in touch with you.
OK.
Thank you for your comments today.
I'll read it again.
Thank you very much.